Hell Explained By A Chemistry Student

The following is an actual question given on an University of Washington chemistry mid
term.


The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor
shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now
have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:


Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?


Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.


One student, however, wrote the following:


First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time..
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the
world today.


Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of
their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we
can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look
at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in
order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are
added.


This gives two possibilities:


1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.


2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.


So which is it?


If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and
take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my
God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

Naughty Music Video, Nude Hiking In Germany and The Assumption Song

Here's an interesting video I stumbled upon, literally, I found it on Stumbleupon.

It looks like a science video about the cosmos in the beginning but turns into a music video full of nude girls.



For you hiking fans, Germany has opened a new nude hiking trail for those that like it al natural.

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2076783,00.html

Don't try to have sex with a raccoon guys, they aren't very friendly.


http://www.funreports.com/fun/30-01-2009/1546-raccoon_man_penis-0/

And now something unexpected. ;o)

New Twilight Movie, Sex Booths In Switzerland And Weiners On Twitter

Some of you have heard the new Twilight movie will be coming out soon complete with wall ripping sex scene. I’m curious to how they will keep this PG13.

I’m looking forward to seeing Gil Birmingham’s handsome face again. :o)

In this book/movie, Bella marries Edward and they go on a hot honeymoon. This is clearly a date for guys to take their girl if he wants to get lucky. Buy your tickets now before they are all gone because young women will be lining up for this one. Oh and for you fellows who don’t have a date, go anyway. The romance will be dripping off the walls, trust me.



Switzerland is introducing sex booths for those who don’t want the expense of a hotel room. Not sure how big or sanitary they will be but initially they will install ten and plan to build more if needed.

http://www.dailyindia.com/show/443601.php

Christian fundamentalists (why is the word “fun” in that word?) have gotten on the bandwagon and are trying to stamp out sex addiction. They have started counseling and rehabilitation programs for the “afflicted,” I’m sure for a hefty price.

"Sexual desire is an unrestrained feeling that drives us to abuse ourselves, others or objects for self-involved, destructive purposes." Seriously?

Sexaholics Anonymous advocates a twelve-step program based on the Alcoholics Anonymous program. So I guess they can cure you of drinking as well as wanting sex. Super.

Looks like just another way to get money out of people if you ask me. Here’s the complete story if you are interested.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,762107,00.html


Apparently it was Weiner’s weiner on Twitter: Anthony Weiner that is. He made a statement saying he didn’t know what he was doing. Uh-huh. Anyway, what do you bet the next thing we’ll hear is that he has a sex addiction. It seems to be the disease/disorder of the decade and all the popular people have it so why not? No one in America is ever responsible for their own actions and drugs cure everything. Right?

I can set him up with the Sexaholics Anonymous program for a good price.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/rep-anthony-weiner-picture/story?id=13774605

What other video would be more appropriate after a weiner story? Katie Perry’s Peacock, of course.