Monday, October 25, 2010

Funny Dating Site Video, ED Treatment and Japanese Erotica

This fellow is doing a video for a dating service. Watch it until the end and I guarantee you won’t be sorry. lol



lol Sorry, I'm still laughing at that last video.

We’ve all heard of Viagra and a few other drugs that help men achieve an erection, but research has found that premature ejaculation is more of a problem than getting a stiffy. There is now a drug to help with early endings, Dapoxetine. It hasn’t been approved in the United States as of yet, but should be available soon. Here’s a website that gives all the information and side effects of this medication.
http://www.dapoxetinebuy.com/

Frequent sex helps prevent erectile dysfunction. Use it or lose it seems to be the key. Here’s the website if you want all the details.
http://www.seductionlabs.org/2008/07/06/frequent-sex-helps-prevent-erectile-dysfunction/

Here’s a site for purchasing some Japanese erotica. If you click on the picture it will enlarge so you can see the detail better. These guys are so big they are scary looking.
http://www.robynbuntin.com/Japanese/g_shunga.asp


Love on the Net, Naked Men and Horny Tea

Some of you are aware of the romancing that takes place on social networking sites. Here’s a website giving tips on finding a significant other via websites such as facebook or MySpace in case you haven’t been lucky and would like to be.

http://www.lovingyou.com/content/love/dating-content.php?ID=socialnetworking

Men in Oklahoma must have had spring fever in March of '09 or they were just horny not sure what you would call it but on the news one story was about a guy who went into a convenience store flashing the clerk. Then moments later another one about a truck driver who stuck his pelvis up while driving down the road, showing a woman his penis. Not sure how he managed that one with the steering wheel in the way maybe he moonlights as an acrobat or knows yoga. At any rate, she got his tag number and the police are looking into it. Dang! I miss all the fun.

Here’s the story about the flasher:
http://www.news9.com/Global/story.asp?S=9971661

I couldn’t find a link for the second story. You’ll just have to take my word for it.

Isn’t it funny that you never hear about women flashing anyone? Is it testosterone that makes men want to show off their wares to the ladies? Maybe a kind of primal mating dance of sorts?

Speaking of men showing their wares, this video probably won’t last but we’ll look while we can. ;o)
I’m not an Iggy Pop fan but best I can tell, we have fans who felt compelled to take their clothes off and shake their groove thang, on stage no less.




Some men like to name their penis. If you haven’t given yours a name here’s a website that will help you generate one. You wouldn’t want him to feel left out now would you?

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/577/

Be careful who you take home guys. Some women are crazy. This poor guy woke up to find himself covered in blood with the woman’s name carved into his skin along with other slash marks. He was drinking, took Valium and must have been pretty wasted because he didn’t feel a thing. She looks normal too. I expected her to look like, oh I don't know, a deranged witch or something. *shudder*

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html

Most movies these days flaunt cleavage and even bare boobs all the time but it’s rare when we get to see full frontal male nudity. I saw The Watchmen and all through out the film Dr. Manhattan walks around completely nude, well except for blue paint, with an impressive male part for us to see. He’s definitely a shower. There are a few short peaks of a naked woman too so the straight guys and lesbians won’t feel left out.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fritzliess.com/images/blue_penis.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fritzliess.com/2009/04/&usg=__ym_CxOCEssu7HkFUho-muPJaPDo=&h=396&w=500&sz=205&hl=en&start=21&zoom=1&tbnid=sFBYLOXW_E7w5M:&tbnh=123&tbnw=152&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwatchmen%2Bblue%2Bguy%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1152%26bih%3D541%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C272&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=843&vpy=234&dur=7743&hovh=200&hovw=252&tx=66&ty=223&ei=DZjFTJjdMor0tgOR-byWDA&oei=1JbFTJPDOYn4swPao9HWDQ&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:21&biw=1152&bih=541

Horny goat weed is said to be an aphrodisiac as well as relieving menopausal symptoms and a few other maladies. You can find it at health food stores and some Asian markets. It comes in tea and tablet form. Here are a couple of articles on it.

http://health.discovery.com/centers/sex/libido/goat.html

http://altmedicine.about.com/od/herbsupplementguide/a/HornyGoatWeed.htm

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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Pretty Women, Sex Toys for Men and Antique Sex Manual

Here’s is scientific proof that men choose women based on their looks:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295649,00.html

For those of us women who need a little help, here is a video on how to trick people into thinking you are good looking. I love her voice, funny stuff.



Here’s a sex toy for men some of ya’ll may not have seen before. It even gives instructions for use.



For those of you who want to learn text speak or have a teenager and need to know what the heck they are saying here is a link:

http://www.netlingo.com/acronyms.php

Someone dug up an old 1950’s sex manual and shared pages along with some humorous narrative. I’m sure they’ll be laughing at us in sixty years.

http://blogs.laweekly.com/stylecouncil/studies-in-crap/1950s-illustrated-encyclopediam/

Here’s a video on the history of the word masturbation. If you haven't discovered Hotforwords before, you are in for a treat if you are a straight man or lesbian.




Monday, October 11, 2010

Penis Clothing, Statues and Karate Chopping Boobs

Just in time for Halloween, I knew it was just a matter of time before they came out with clothes for penises. Lol I love this. I got the link from my friend Lola.

http://www.thesword.com/index.php/videos/3432-finaly-little-outfits-for-your-dick.html

Here’s a quiz for men to find out if they are good in bed.

http://www.quizplz.com/dating/men-in-bed-rank.htm

Children are the result of sex but once they get here it’s kind of hard to find time for mom and dad to have alone time. Getting a sitter once in a while or sneaking around much like when you were young and trying to hide your hanky panky from the folks is the only way most young parents can be intimate.

http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/getting-some/kids-totally-ruin-your-sex-life

And because I do love me some penis humor here’s a fun video about street poles that citizens complain look too suggestive.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/penis-street-furniture-p1.php

Okay, just one more phallic story. In New Yorkshire a man says that police are holding his 200 pound penis hostage. It is a sandstone statue that was a bit too risqué for public viewing so they confiscated it.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/04/09/shop-owner-phallic-shaped-statue-held-hostage-by-cops/

And since I know you straight men are tired of reading about penises here’s a boob story for you. This woman uses her 46 H sized breasts to do karate stunts. Incredible, I know.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/09/30/busty-heart-shows-how-46h-breasts-are-deadly-weapons/