Decks, Strip Tease Lessons and Gerontophiles

This is an old video, but I laugh every time I see it and thought you might enjoy seeing it again.





Here’s a video showing us how to do a strip tease. Parts of it are a little funny. I love her French accent.



Sex Tips For Women:
How To Striptease


Gerontophilia is the attraction to older people typically at least 15 years older. As with all fetishes it can be taken to extreme and when you google that word you typically will find articles of young men raping elderly women. Most gerontophiles are harmless.


Some are only attracted when wrinkles and gray hair are present while others just want a mature lover. Young men who date cougars, women much older than themselves, fall into this fetish. Most are used to younger women marrying older men and with the growing number of celebrity women dating and marrying younger guys it is becoming more and more acceptable.


I’ve often wondered how one would know if they were really interested in you as a person or in your bank account? We purchased a pick-up truck for a really good price because the woman’s much younger boyfriend was cheating on her. As with any relationship they are a gamble.


Here’s a website for those looking for cougars or visa versa:


http://www.urbancougar.com/


Here is an article about an 83 year-old man who has liaisons with gerontophiles.

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/1066,arts,the-joys-of-gerontophilia


According to Bon Appetite magazine three out of four readers would rather have their favorite food instead of sex. Could be because their readers are foodies but after observing many Americans I can’t help but think there may be some truth in this. Perhaps if I cover myself in lasagna? Oops, thinking out loud again.


Every once in a while I run across something truly fascinating and this is one of them. The female body part men are attracted to can tell a lot about his personality. It’s easier to just give you the link than to rewrite the research. So look at your wife, significant other or the women you’ve been dating lately and then read this article.


http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2008/03/traits-of-men-who-prefer-breasts-booty.php


If you live in the Maine area or plan to visit you might want to check out their new topless coffee shop. Here’s a video on that:

Cher - Strong Enough

Comic Porn, Funny Commercial and Naked People

There are guys that are turned on by cartoon characters. I don’t know the scientific name for it and I’m sure there is one so if you know what it is please leave me a comment below. If you are curious about this fetish, just google “cartoon sex” or “cartoon porn”. I knew there were men who got excited about Wonder Woman and some of the other super girls but some even get happy about Marge Simpson. Here’s a song a guy wrote about sexy cartoon characters:



A lot of young men have the dream of having two women in their bed. I say young men because older guys realize that if you have a couple of women in a bed together, nine times out of ten they aren’t interested in a penis. Unless you are paying them, a straight woman isn’t interested in a second set of boobs. It just doesn’t work that way in real life fellas, sorry to burst your bubbles.

Jamie Foxx found out the hard way. It may not last YouTube has been delete happy lately. I had a really great video of men in sexy underwear but before I could even post it here...boom, YouTube took it down. I got to watch it three times before they did though. :o)



Here’s a funny old commercial. Lol If you have time, go to YouTube and read some of the comments they are great.



Here’s a great commercial for condoms. That would definitely take the boredom out of waiting to see the doctor.



Here’s a website with lots of past Playgirl models in all their glory. I find it interesting to compare the shots over the years. In the 70’s and early 80’s men didn’t shave their chest or pubic hair.

http://blackdogue.net/index2.html

I would have liked to see some Asian guys among the mix, maybe Bruce Lee or James Shigeta.

Here are some vintage nude pictures of mostly women:

http://www.spaceandmotion.com/vintage-nude-women-erotica.htm

This German couple fell out of an apartment window while having sex suffering broken bones. They were having an affair and were taken to the hospital where the woman’s poor husband was a patient injured when he fell off a roof. It doesn’t say if he was having sex up there. I think these people need to stay away from high places.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/07/21/couple-injured-falling-out-window-while-having-sex/

Destination Unknown- Crystal Waters:

Australian Men Trade Sex for Rent, Sex With Animals and Tasteful Nude Female Pics

Sidney, Australia has a shortage of housing and advertisements have surfaced looking for a female roommate willing to barter sex for rent. They usually read “free accommodations in exchange for relationship”. Oddly enough, they do get a few inquiries. There has been much debate on this subject.

http://www.news.com.au/offers-of-free-rent-in-exchange-for-sex/story-0-1111118856291

Zoophilia or bestiality is the practice of having sexual relations with animals. Some people say they are two different things and that zoophiles only have consensual sex with animals while bestiality is the practice of forcing an animal against it’s will. Either way, they typically fixate on one type of animal but not necessarily. It is illegal in some American states, not looked upon fondly in others and considered to be animal cruelty or abuse in most, consensual or not. It is more common in rural areas where livestock such as sheep or cows are present. Although, some farm boys who have on occasion boinked a sheep are not always considered zoophiles since they are still primarily attracted to humans and only occasionally find relief on the hoof.

Here’s a man’s story about his “love” for dolphins and how he goes about having “consensual sex” with them.


http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html


Here’s a video you may have already seen.
















Genital piercing is popular with many people. Not my thing, but none the less there are men and women alike that find it attractive as well as erotic. To me it looks painful and I wouldn’t be able to remove my focus from that. While you may think it is a new idea, it has been around for hundreds of years. Here’s a medical website on this subject complete with historical evidence of past participants. The site is neither condoning nor abhorring the practice but gives a clinical view for anyone thinking about getting one. I found the history this article gave to be fascinating. Prince Albert had his penis pierced and they even named the procedure after him.


http://www.webmd.com/skin-beauty/guide/all-about-genital-piercing


Some of my straight guy readers thought there was a bit too much male genitalia in last week’s blog, so to make up for it here’s a website of nude women. Most are done tastefully.


http://www.simplenudes.com/




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Sexy Sneezes, Genital Furniture and Personality Tests

It turns out thinking about sex can make you sneeze. And here I thought it was the cedar pollen.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/3867081.cms

Here’s a free birth order compatibility test:

http://choosers.ivillage.com/love/birth_order/

I'm the oldest in my family and married the youngest. I had never thought about this until reading that article. They say my best celebrity love match is Johnny Depp. Oh yeah!

I have been shopping for furniture and found a few that are a bit unusual. Here is a vagina couch. No, I’m not kidding. You truly can find anything on Craig’s list.







Here’s a penis table, oh and you can even buy a she male statue to go with it:




I found the perfect bed.




I had a few more pictures but Flickr took them down. I guess they were a bit too over the top.


Guys the kind of car you drive may determine the kind of women you attract. A man’s car supposedly reveals a lot about his personality and may have something to do with the kind of woman you appeal to. Here’s a website giving you details on that:

http://news.leasetrader.com/archive/2008/06/11/What-Kind-of-Woman-Does-Your-Car-Attract.aspx

And according to this website a woman’s shoes might decide what kind of guy she attracts:

http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Fictionwriting/shoesattract.htm

Pussycat Dolls - Sway

Happy Nude Week, Body Painting and Freaky White Women

Happy Nude Week, ya’ll. Most holidays get only one day but the Naturist Society felt one day just wasn’t enough so every year from July 5-11 we, well some, celebrate National Nude Week. Here’s a video of a couple of streakers from two sides of the world that come together because they enjoy life in the buff more than most of us:



Most of us won’t be able to go naked this week due to work and other public obligations but I wonder if we could get away with it if we were painted like these ladies.

http://girls.gunaxin.com/the-wonders-of-body-paint-art-on-sexy-hot-women/4634

Here’s a video showing Rachel Hunter being painted:



Some would like you to believe that once women start menopause our interest in sex is over. The cradle has dried up and you need a jar of lubricant to slide into home base. Not so for many of us and here’s an article that disputes the idea that older girls aren’t interested in a romp in the hay:

http://www.health.com/health/gallery/0,,20348327,00.html?pkw=outbrain-ha

According to Jamie Foxx, white women are freakier than black women. I didn’t say it so don’t kill the messenger. This is pretty nasty so if you are easily offended you might want to pass on down to the next one.

Jezebel's List of Turn Offs, Emergency Room Sex Mishaps and Romeo's Hot Lines

Here’s a list of rules Jezebel made for straight guys. If you are striking out on a regular basis where love is concerned you might want to consult her list.

http://jezebel.com/5051963/a-guys-guide-to-not-getting-it-on

She sounds a bit jaded. I have to admit to having no idea who the Bloodhound Gang is. Her links didn't work so I went to YouTube and found a video that might have to do with her comment. I now see why I had no idea who these guys are. In my opinion they are pretty lousy. Here's the video in case you are curious:




My, my, the things people do to get off. Here’s a link to some funny sex stories:

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/Sex-Snafus-That-Ended-Up-in-the-ER


According to Durex, Greece is having the most sex followed by Brazil. The USA is falling way behind in nineteenth place. You people need to get busy. Where's your competitive spirit?



If you want to read some hot erotica, read Shakespeare. That man wrote some sexy stories. Surely you remember Romeo and Juliet? Everyone was required to read it at one time or another.

Romeo says: “Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.” No wonder Juliet was swooning. Give me my sin again, yes, yes. Oh sorry. I got carried away there. *cough*

You can go here and read it for free. There’s even a download button if you have one of those electronic gadgets that holds text files.

http://books.google.com/books?hl=en&id=KD0OAAAAIAAJ&dq=shakespeare+romeo+and+juliet&printsec=frontcover&source=web&ots=7q43YUq0Id&sig=NuHx-CgjwE1dy_8wdcnrXKMYPcA&ei=xK2QSfidE4TSMZvD2KIL&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result#PPP1,M1

The word fetish conjures thoughts of a person with kinky desires and while that is true there are many that are quite harmless. We all have them even though we may not refer to them as fetishes. A paraphilia is simply something that turns us on.

You name it and there is a fetish for it complete with club members and websites. Somnophilia is when sexual arousal and/or orgasm are achieved by intruding on and awakening a sleeping person with erotic caresses, but not with force or violence. It may include having sex with a sleeping person or simply rubbing the genitals and hands over their naked body. Sure beats the hell out of an alarm clock.

Today I’d like to talk to you about trouser bulges. Straight women and gay men are going to look. I don’t care what they say. Some are more discreet than I am, I mean others but they will notice there’s no doubt about it. It’s no different than a straight man looking at a woman with large breasts. Some guys are “showers” and I wouldn’t want that view to go to waste. ;o)

Speaking of trouser bulges. Billy Squire sure does wear his jeans well. Here he is asking us to stroke him. *giggle*