Tuesday, June 7, 2011

New Twilight Movie, Sex Booths In Switzerland And Weiners On Twitter

Some of you have heard the new Twilight movie will be coming out soon complete with wall ripping sex scene. I’m curious to how they will keep this PG13.

I’m looking forward to seeing Gil Birmingham’s handsome face again. :o)

In this book/movie, Bella marries Edward and they go on a hot honeymoon. This is clearly a date for guys to take their girl if he wants to get lucky. Buy your tickets now before they are all gone because young women will be lining up for this one. Oh and for you fellows who don’t have a date, go anyway. The romance will be dripping off the walls, trust me.



Switzerland is introducing sex booths for those who don’t want the expense of a hotel room. Not sure how big or sanitary they will be but initially they will install ten and plan to build more if needed.

http://www.dailyindia.com/show/443601.php

Christian fundamentalists (why is the word “fun” in that word?) have gotten on the bandwagon and are trying to stamp out sex addiction. They have started counseling and rehabilitation programs for the “afflicted,” I’m sure for a hefty price.

"Sexual desire is an unrestrained feeling that drives us to abuse ourselves, others or objects for self-involved, destructive purposes." Seriously?

Sexaholics Anonymous advocates a twelve-step program based on the Alcoholics Anonymous program. So I guess they can cure you of drinking as well as wanting sex. Super.

Looks like just another way to get money out of people if you ask me. Here’s the complete story if you are interested.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,762107,00.html


Apparently it was Weiner’s weiner on Twitter: Anthony Weiner that is. He made a statement saying he didn’t know what he was doing. Uh-huh. Anyway, what do you bet the next thing we’ll hear is that he has a sex addiction. It seems to be the disease/disorder of the decade and all the popular people have it so why not? No one in America is ever responsible for their own actions and drugs cure everything. Right?

I can set him up with the Sexaholics Anonymous program for a good price.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/rep-anthony-weiner-picture/story?id=13774605

What other video would be more appropriate after a weiner story? Katie Perry’s Peacock, of course.

2 comments:

  1. yes, there is a church here that has all kinds of addiction programs, porn addiction, sex addiction....and my favorite, homosexual addiction

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  2. Homosexual addiction? Is that when you are addicted to gay men? lol Some of these churches crack me up.

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