Straight guys probably won't appreciate this one but here goes anyway. I'm tired of looking at women in Santa lingerie.
And while were on men in skimpies, here's a video that makes me smile. :o)
Monday, December 19, 2011
Naughty Christmas Humor
Here's some funny pictures and cartoons to entertain you. I hope all y'all have a wonderful Holiday Season and a Happy New Year.
Straight guys probably won't appreciate this one but here goes anyway. I'm tired of looking at women in Santa lingerie.
And while were on men in skimpies, here's a video that makes me smile. :o)
Straight guys probably won't appreciate this one but here goes anyway. I'm tired of looking at women in Santa lingerie.
And while were on men in skimpies, here's a video that makes me smile. :o)
Sunday, December 18, 2011
American Soldiers Can Now Have Sodomy And Sex With Animals
The Senate Armed Services Committee approved S. 1867, the National Defense Act, which includes a provision to repeal Article 125 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCM). Article 125 makes it illegal to engage in either sodomy with humans or sex with animals.
So basically, anal sex between two men or a man and a woman was illegal until now. There must have been an orgy or incident several years back warranting a bill to make this a crime along with having sex with animals. Must have been a hell of a party.
I am glad the military is finally allowing two men to have sex if they want to and I sure hope they add “consensual” in the wording but they need to take animals out of the verbiage.
As of yet I couldn’t find a reputable news story link but if you put in a search you’ll find all kinds of talk about this, including news sources in other countries so I’m pretty sure it’s true.
According to some “blogs” there will be chapels and priests set up to marry same sex people if they want to tie the knot. If all this is true, I am personally glad to see it. I’m not sure how Bloggers got that out of this repeal but hopefully they are correct on this information. It’s about time LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered) had the same rights as everyone else.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m okay with part of this bill I just don’t like it that they combined sodomy with bestiality.
You know what will happen, animal rights advocates will get involved, as they well should, and they’ll reinstate the old bill. They’ll blame it on PETA that homosexuals can’t have nuptial agreements or conjugal visits when it shouldn’t be linked to animals in the first place.
Personally, I have a much easier time thinking a couple of guys are loving each other than to try and picture drunk soldiers molesting livestock but some people have their priorities screwed up. They need to give homosexuals their own bill separate from animals.
Of course the religious nuts are all in an uproar, ranting about how everyone is going to hell in a hand basket. We knew that was inevitable.
It’s about time we stop making gay men feel like animals and include them in society. They are human just like the rest of us. They love and have feelings and deserve to be treated with respect.
If a person is willing to protect our country and put their life in danger everyday the least we can do is make them feel appreciated and treat them with dignity and letting them love whomever they choose is a good start.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Pornography Is Bad For Your Sex Life
First of all let me say I’m not against pornography but just like anything else in life too much of anything can be bad and if you don’t realize in the beginning that it is fiction and set up for fantasy purposes some might decide it is how real lovemaking should be. Some of what you see in sex films is not a good idea to try on your lover.
Sex videos are for visual effect.
They show positions that make it easier for the viewer to see what is going on and because of that there is very little or no clitoral stimulation. Young guys just starting to experiment with copulation imitate what they see in these clips trying to relive his fantasy. He may be getting off but his girlfriend probably isn’t.
A large percentage of pornography videos are doggy style/rear entry or with gaps between the man and woman because these positions film best. A small percentage of women can orgasm this way, but most do not. You see women have two main “on” buttons, one is her clitoris and the other is her brain. If both aren’t engaged during copulation she’s not going to orgasm, it’s as simple as that.
Some of you may think your girl is getting off during these positions but you also have to consider another important fact you might not have thought of: most women fake orgasms. They are doing it to boost their guy’s ego or to hurry the process along, it’s a bad idea women shouldn’t do it but many do anyway.
Even though some people think missionary style is boring it is the best position for a woman to orgasm. Most other positions don’t even touch the little man in the boat (that’s a slang term for her clitoris). I’m not saying do missionary all the time; change it up. Do what turns you on for a bit and end with missionary.
Just in case I have a reader who doesn’t know what the missionary position is, here’s a video explaining it. This video is meant to help couples that are trying to conceive but it is also believed that a woman’s orgasms are directly connected to her ability to become pregnant. Of course if you use proper contraceptives this won’t happen.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/1945/sex-education-video-missionary-position” target="_blank"/
Women are all different and we all have unique things that make us wet. Talk to her about what she likes to do. I think you might be surprised some of the things she will tell you. If she’s too shy and doesn’t want to say, have her think about it and write them down when she has time.
Making love is a give and take activity, unfortunately, pornography tends to mostly show what a man enjoys and not always what women find exciting or sexy. That isn’t to say you won’t find a woman who gets aroused by giving you fellatio. Some of us find if very erotic.
Pornography shouldn’t take the place of sex.
Unless of course you are a priest or away from your significant other for extended periods of time, too much porn can be detrimental to your sex life.
A man can get used to ejaculating with his hand and when he couples with a partner he might find he has trouble having an orgasm. A hand is very different from a vagina.
There have been instances where a man became addicted to porn and had trouble with relationships. While some might need to find relief without a partner, most humans are social by nature and need an intimate relationship with another person.
If you find you prefer to be alone instead of being with people you might want to consider counseling. Some alone time is good but being in solitude all the time is not healthy.
Some porn scenes are harmful.
I have no idea why anyone would find eating feces arousing but it is a new trend that is not only disgusting but also harmful. You can get e coli as well as other bacterial infections that can cause kidney failure and death.
Don’t imitate everything you see in sex films without first making sure they are safe.
Anal sex has become quite popular in recent years, I suspect mainly due to women not practicing kegel exercises. If more women strengthened their pelvic walls perhaps men wouldn’t seek a tighter orifice.
The rectum was never intended to be a sex organ and if you talk to older gay men who were bottoms (took it in the rear) for a number of years they will tell you the medical complications they have had due to this practice. You can suffer hemorrhoids and rectal prolapse. Read up on these two health conditions and you’ll see they are quite serious.
There are many more sex acts that are also dangerous such as erotic asphyxiation. Many have died from this practice including the actor David Carradine.
I won’t go into all of them but do check out your ideas before trying them on another person.
I apologize for this woman's screechy voice, you can mute the video and play your favorite music if you want.
Sex videos are for visual effect.
They show positions that make it easier for the viewer to see what is going on and because of that there is very little or no clitoral stimulation. Young guys just starting to experiment with copulation imitate what they see in these clips trying to relive his fantasy. He may be getting off but his girlfriend probably isn’t.
A large percentage of pornography videos are doggy style/rear entry or with gaps between the man and woman because these positions film best. A small percentage of women can orgasm this way, but most do not. You see women have two main “on” buttons, one is her clitoris and the other is her brain. If both aren’t engaged during copulation she’s not going to orgasm, it’s as simple as that.
Some of you may think your girl is getting off during these positions but you also have to consider another important fact you might not have thought of: most women fake orgasms. They are doing it to boost their guy’s ego or to hurry the process along, it’s a bad idea women shouldn’t do it but many do anyway.
Even though some people think missionary style is boring it is the best position for a woman to orgasm. Most other positions don’t even touch the little man in the boat (that’s a slang term for her clitoris). I’m not saying do missionary all the time; change it up. Do what turns you on for a bit and end with missionary.
Just in case I have a reader who doesn’t know what the missionary position is, here’s a video explaining it. This video is meant to help couples that are trying to conceive but it is also believed that a woman’s orgasms are directly connected to her ability to become pregnant. Of course if you use proper contraceptives this won’t happen.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/1945/sex-education-video-missionary-position” target="_blank"/
Women are all different and we all have unique things that make us wet. Talk to her about what she likes to do. I think you might be surprised some of the things she will tell you. If she’s too shy and doesn’t want to say, have her think about it and write them down when she has time.
Making love is a give and take activity, unfortunately, pornography tends to mostly show what a man enjoys and not always what women find exciting or sexy. That isn’t to say you won’t find a woman who gets aroused by giving you fellatio. Some of us find if very erotic.
Pornography shouldn’t take the place of sex.
Unless of course you are a priest or away from your significant other for extended periods of time, too much porn can be detrimental to your sex life.
A man can get used to ejaculating with his hand and when he couples with a partner he might find he has trouble having an orgasm. A hand is very different from a vagina.
There have been instances where a man became addicted to porn and had trouble with relationships. While some might need to find relief without a partner, most humans are social by nature and need an intimate relationship with another person.
If you find you prefer to be alone instead of being with people you might want to consider counseling. Some alone time is good but being in solitude all the time is not healthy.
Some porn scenes are harmful.
I have no idea why anyone would find eating feces arousing but it is a new trend that is not only disgusting but also harmful. You can get e coli as well as other bacterial infections that can cause kidney failure and death.
Don’t imitate everything you see in sex films without first making sure they are safe.
Anal sex has become quite popular in recent years, I suspect mainly due to women not practicing kegel exercises. If more women strengthened their pelvic walls perhaps men wouldn’t seek a tighter orifice.
The rectum was never intended to be a sex organ and if you talk to older gay men who were bottoms (took it in the rear) for a number of years they will tell you the medical complications they have had due to this practice. You can suffer hemorrhoids and rectal prolapse. Read up on these two health conditions and you’ll see they are quite serious.
There are many more sex acts that are also dangerous such as erotic asphyxiation. Many have died from this practice including the actor David Carradine.
I won’t go into all of them but do check out your ideas before trying them on another person.
I apologize for this woman's screechy voice, you can mute the video and play your favorite music if you want.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Sexy Miss Piggy, Bitter:Sweet and Sophie Loren
I'm sure this wasn't what the bridge architect had in mind when he designed this rail but it's amusing anyway. In case you don't see it, look at the sidewalk art the sun has made through the holes. :o)
I discovered a new sexy music artist. If you like retro jazzy tunes you’ll enjoy Bitter:Sweet. I’ve enjoyed every song I’ve heard so far. Here’s a taste to get you started.
I’m pretty sure this woman could strangle a man with her legs. Pole dancing is a gymnastic sport and not as easy as some might think.
Unusual and amusing “Do no disturb” signs:
http://catchrandom.blogspot.com/2010/12/unusual-hotel-do-not-disturb-signs.html
Sophie Loren during her best years.
www.life.com/gallery/60011/sophia-loren-at-her-sexiest?iid=legendsofthescreen#index
This next one isn't my kind of music but I have viewers with all types of taste so I'm sure some of you will enjoy it. Nicole is one of the Pussycat Dolls. Not sure if they've broke up or if she just does some work on her own as well.
Nicole Scherzinger- Whatever You Like
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