Shake Weight Exercise, Exotic Videos and Sexy Advertisements

Okay, last blog was serious this one will be back to silly naughtiness because that is what I do best.

I laugh every time I see this video and though it was just my dirty mind but apparently I’m not the only one because Saturday Night Live did a parody of it.







Now we know why men have upper arm muscles.

I love this one. It’s instructions on how to twirl nipple tassels; what every girl should know how to do. I had no idea---now I just need some tassels.




Harry Potter pole dance:





Erotic advertising pictures:

http://www.yousaytoo.com/Tequilla/erotic-advertising/4474

Here’s one way to get a man’s attention.

BMW commercial:

Lady in the Parlor, Whore in the Bedroom

Women walk a tightrope in life that men do not. Oh sure if a guy sleeps around he might be called a man whore but it’s not at all the same thing. Most men envy his life and pat him on the back. Let a woman be a bit promiscuous and she is called a slut.

Even authors of erotica are thought to be bad girls. Most of us write under a pseudonym to hide our identity because nice girls don’t do that sort of thing.

We aren’t supposed to talk about sex, want sex or write about it.

If a woman talks about intercourse no matter how clinical she makes it sound, men make lewd remarks, innuendoes and brash comments about her. Look at Dr. Ruth, she’s been the butt of jokes for years and all she tried to do was help people with questions about their sex lives.

Women like to think that things have changed and that this is the 21st Century but not really. They are kidding themselves if they honestly believe that.

I’m not saying that women should sleep around like cats in heat but it would be nice if we could write an article or make a comment in a forum without men thinking we are on the prowl.

I think more women enjoy sex than we will ever know but they are scared to death to mention it or let that dirty little secret out because God forbid if they do they’ll be labeled and expected to wear a letter “A” on her garments.

This is also why so many are repressed in the bedroom. We are told to act like ladies, behave and whatever you do don’t let boys look up your skirt so when they finally marry that nice boy from down the street she doesn’t know how to change. It doesn’t matter that she is now legally allowed to let her hair down and spread her legs she has said “no” so many times she doesn’t know how to say “YES” and if she is too enthused Mr. Right might think she’s one of “those” girls and just never told him before he was stuck with her.

This is why for hundreds of years men have stepped out to a brothel where women are not only allowed but expected to kick up their heels and do all those naughty things he’s dreamed of and doesn’t ask his wife because:

A) She’s a good girl and probably would say, “no”.
B) She’s a good girl and he doesn’t want to picture her doing those things even if she would agree.
C) He’s too shy to ask and the loose girls offer without him having to bring it up plus he’s paying them.

A few years a go some women friends of mine were talking and one mentioned that her husband wanted sex too frequently. She thought that three times a week was too much. Ignorant me piped up and said that we had sex every night; she was horror struck and told me that was abuse. I didn’t feel abused; in fact I was quite happy with my sex life. After that I realized some things were better kept to myself or at least written under a fake name.

Hot Videos of a Chorus Girl, Male Models and More

It’s funny how times change. In the 80’s women were thinner and men looked for a girl who didn’t look disproportionately large in the derriere and having a B cup bra was average. In this video Audrey Landers is singing about getting breast implants and her rear enhanced. The young people leaving comments after the video are saying she has a flat chest and no butt. I wonder what men will find appealing in twenty years. Fascinating how times change. The embedding is disabled but it's just as well because part of what makes this interesting is to read the interaction between men from different generations with their opinion of this film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6UMtALvbJ0


Hot male models set to my favorite lap dance song. ;o)





Suddenly I want to go shopping for Calvin Klein underwear.

POV of a really hot girl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJNXCpfDrNo&feature=relmfu

Vintage Erotica:






I love this next music video, totally unexpected and not something you see everyday.

Denise Lasalle- Your Husband is Cheating on us:

Risque Conversation Hearts, Valentine Joke and Sexy Soy Milk Ad

In case you haven't seen this story in the news, a twelve year old girl got a bag of conversation hearts from her daddy for Valentine's Day. After opening them and reading some of the usual text she found one with an interesting message.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/02/03/young-girl-finds-adult-themed-message-valentines-day-candy/#ixzz1CwP67300



The spokesman said the candy is made in the same factory as the risque version and one must have accidentally gotten in the wrong bag.

For those of you naughty readers wondering where you can get a box of risqué conversation hearts, here’s your link:

http://www.candyfavorites.com/conversation-hearts-risque

Valentines joke:

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's
Day. As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult
decision. After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a
pair of gloves.

Accompanied by his sister, he went to the store and bought the gloves. His
sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time. The clerk carefully
wrapped both items but in the process got them mixed up.

The sister was handed the gloves and the young man got the panties.

The young man mailed his Valentine's Day gift with the following note:
"This special Valentines Day gift was chosen because I noticed you are in
the habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not
been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she
prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.

"These are a lovely shade, the lady I bought them from showed me the pair
she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled.
I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.
I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other
hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you
wear them.

When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting
them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. I hope
you'll wear them Friday night for me.

Love,
Honey Bear

P.S. The sales lady says the latest style is to wear them folded down with
just a little fur showing.





I'm subscribed to Silk soy products and from time to time they send me advertisements and coupons. This one seemed a bit more suggestive than most and I thought I would post it here. Am I being dirty minded or do you get the same idea?

Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover- Sophie B. Hawkins

Snow Sex, Banned PETA Commercial and Wonder Woman

With all the snow we have had lately I thought that would be the theme. I already did penis snow sculptures so I had to think what else I could come up with that is sexual and snowy at the same time.

In 2009 we had a blizzard that broke records and had people snowed in for a few days and guess what? Nine months later there was a baby boom. The hospitals were having births left and right so they asked themselves what happened that would cause this influx of pregnant women and they realized it was the blizzard the previous winter.

So, we just had another blizzard here in Oklahoma, half the state was shut down for days, schools were closed men couldn’t go to work so I’m predicting a bunch of babies will be the result in October. Since much of the country has also had a lot of the white stuff I think this will be the case in other places as well.

What better way to keep warm than snuggling naked with your honey?

Here are some fun pictures some creative people made.

My friend, Claus shared this video with me. It was made for the Super Bowl but the network thought it was a bit too racy to show. You won't look at vegetables in quite the same way again.

PETA banned sexy commercial:



For you guys that get turned on by Wonder Woman, it looks like she will be making a comeback on NBC. She doesn’t look a day older.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/01/21/wonder-woman-project-finds-a-home-at-nbc/

Wonderland Avenue- White Horse: