Clone Your Willy, Change Your Taste and Gay Penguins

Here is one of my first Humpday blogs.

I discovered a device called Clone a Willy. You can now make a replica of your penis and turn it into a vibrator for that special someone. Perfect for those long distance relationships. Here’s a video with step-by-step instructions.



If you are interested in purchasing your own Clone a Willy, here’s the website. Have your credit card ready.

http://www.cloneawilly.com/

So my gay readers won’t feel left out. Here’s a story about gay penguins at a Chinese zoo that have tied the knot. Of course both grooms wore tuxedos. They were stealing eggs from heterosexual couples nests so the zoo finally gave them eggs from mother’s who abandoned them and report that the gay couple are the zoo’s best penguin parents. Can everybody say aw. Here’s the site if you want to read the entire story. I love penguins.

http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2009/01/28/hurray-for-the-gay-penguin-wedding.htm


Here are a few foods that are supposed to get your sweetie in an amorous mood.

Red wine is said to imitate the scent of the male pheromone. No wonder I love it so much.

Bananas

Chocolate contains phenyl ethylamine the same hormone released during sexual intercourse. The song Sex and Candy comes to mind.

Cinnamon can increase sexual appetite as well as make you hungry for food, so if you are on a diet this one might not be a good idea.

Pomegranates

Asparagus

Coffee being a stimulant gives you more energy for many things. I guess sex is one of them.

Strawberries

According to Paul Joannides, author of The Guide to Getting It On! Having fun makes us feel amorous. I haven’t read this book so I can’t say if it’s good or not but according to Women’s Health if you are going to own just one instructional book this should be it.

Here’s a website to help you sweeten or change the taste of your ejaculation. It is swayed towards the male secretions but I’m sure the same would be true for women if your significant other isn’t happy with your flavor.

http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106

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