Monday, October 11, 2010

Penis Clothing, Statues and Karate Chopping Boobs

Just in time for Halloween, I knew it was just a matter of time before they came out with clothes for penises. Lol I love this. I got the link from my friend Lola.

http://www.thesword.com/index.php/videos/3432-finaly-little-outfits-for-your-dick.html

Here’s a quiz for men to find out if they are good in bed.

http://www.quizplz.com/dating/men-in-bed-rank.htm

Children are the result of sex but once they get here it’s kind of hard to find time for mom and dad to have alone time. Getting a sitter once in a while or sneaking around much like when you were young and trying to hide your hanky panky from the folks is the only way most young parents can be intimate.

http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/getting-some/kids-totally-ruin-your-sex-life

And because I do love me some penis humor here’s a fun video about street poles that citizens complain look too suggestive.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/penis-street-furniture-p1.php

Okay, just one more phallic story. In New Yorkshire a man says that police are holding his 200 pound penis hostage. It is a sandstone statue that was a bit too risqué for public viewing so they confiscated it.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/04/09/shop-owner-phallic-shaped-statue-held-hostage-by-cops/

And since I know you straight men are tired of reading about penises here’s a boob story for you. This woman uses her 46 H sized breasts to do karate stunts. Incredible, I know.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/09/30/busty-heart-shows-how-46h-breasts-are-deadly-weapons/

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