Monday, October 25, 2010

Love on the Net, Naked Men and Horny Tea

Some of you are aware of the romancing that takes place on social networking sites. Here’s a website giving tips on finding a significant other via websites such as facebook or MySpace in case you haven’t been lucky and would like to be.

http://www.lovingyou.com/content/love/dating-content.php?ID=socialnetworking

Men in Oklahoma must have had spring fever in March of '09 or they were just horny not sure what you would call it but on the news one story was about a guy who went into a convenience store flashing the clerk. Then moments later another one about a truck driver who stuck his pelvis up while driving down the road, showing a woman his penis. Not sure how he managed that one with the steering wheel in the way maybe he moonlights as an acrobat or knows yoga. At any rate, she got his tag number and the police are looking into it. Dang! I miss all the fun.

Here’s the story about the flasher:
http://www.news9.com/Global/story.asp?S=9971661

I couldn’t find a link for the second story. You’ll just have to take my word for it.

Isn’t it funny that you never hear about women flashing anyone? Is it testosterone that makes men want to show off their wares to the ladies? Maybe a kind of primal mating dance of sorts?

Speaking of men showing their wares, this video probably won’t last but we’ll look while we can. ;o)
I’m not an Iggy Pop fan but best I can tell, we have fans who felt compelled to take their clothes off and shake their groove thang, on stage no less.




Some men like to name their penis. If you haven’t given yours a name here’s a website that will help you generate one. You wouldn’t want him to feel left out now would you?

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/577/

Be careful who you take home guys. Some women are crazy. This poor guy woke up to find himself covered in blood with the woman’s name carved into his skin along with other slash marks. He was drinking, took Valium and must have been pretty wasted because he didn’t feel a thing. She looks normal too. I expected her to look like, oh I don't know, a deranged witch or something. *shudder*

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html

Most movies these days flaunt cleavage and even bare boobs all the time but it’s rare when we get to see full frontal male nudity. I saw The Watchmen and all through out the film Dr. Manhattan walks around completely nude, well except for blue paint, with an impressive male part for us to see. He’s definitely a shower. There are a few short peaks of a naked woman too so the straight guys and lesbians won’t feel left out.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fritzliess.com/images/blue_penis.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fritzliess.com/2009/04/&usg=__ym_CxOCEssu7HkFUho-muPJaPDo=&h=396&w=500&sz=205&hl=en&start=21&zoom=1&tbnid=sFBYLOXW_E7w5M:&tbnh=123&tbnw=152&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwatchmen%2Bblue%2Bguy%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1152%26bih%3D541%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C272&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=843&vpy=234&dur=7743&hovh=200&hovw=252&tx=66&ty=223&ei=DZjFTJjdMor0tgOR-byWDA&oei=1JbFTJPDOYn4swPao9HWDQ&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:21&biw=1152&bih=541

Horny goat weed is said to be an aphrodisiac as well as relieving menopausal symptoms and a few other maladies. You can find it at health food stores and some Asian markets. It comes in tea and tablet form. Here are a couple of articles on it.

http://health.discovery.com/centers/sex/libido/goat.html

http://altmedicine.about.com/od/herbsupplementguide/a/HornyGoatWeed.htm

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  2. Aaron - PCP said...

    So my penis now has a proper name: Albatross the Strangely Proportioned Assault Weapon
    March 18, 2009 10:28 AM
    Just Jeff said...

    Ummm, I've never done the penis name thing. And women not flashin?!?! Me thinks you need a good trip to New Orleans to rectify that..LOL.
    March 18, 2009 11:35 AM
    Pamela in red said...

    Aaron, that is a cool name.

    Just Jeff, You have a point. I forgot all about Mardi Gras. I have never been.

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